Bangla Funny SMS

Funny SMS
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1

Premik: Kothay jabe,
Tomar basay naki amar basay ?
Premika: dui jaygatei,
Tumi amar basay ar ami tomar basay.


2

Boy:- I Love U.
Girl:- what?
Boy:- Kisuna filmta khub hit koresilo!
Girl:- kuttar bacca.
Boy:- what?
Girl:- Ashce Eid-E Filmta mukti pabe.


3

Premik-Premika Ak Rume Duklo,
Premika Tar Uporer Jama Khullo,
Tar Por Nicher Jama Khullo,
Tar Por Choto 2ta Jama O Khullo,
R Bollo Aj Ja Kichu Amr Ache Sob Tumar.
Premik Obak 2mr Ki Matha Kharap Hoice?
Ami 2mr Kamij Saloyar Vra Panti Diye Ki Korbo,
Ami Purus Manus Na.


4

Ma: kire tui dariye dariye vat khassish keno?
Boy: hmm, aj theke ami ei vabei khabo.
Ma: keno?
Boy: karon amar baba amake gali diyeche,
boleche tumi sudhu bose bose khao!!


5

Baba: bujhli khoka,
ek jaygay bar bar gele dam kome jaay.
Khoka: se jonnei to ami protidin school e jaai na,
tumi to seta bujho na.


6

Son:-ma,amr ojon koto hobe?
mother:-32kg.
son:-tahole amk diear poralekha hobe na.
mother:-keno?
son:-amr schooler teacher bolechen..poralekhai 1mon na hole cholbe na.


7

Boy: aaj tumake kiss kore thot misti laglo je, Tumi thote kichu dicho naki?
Girl: na kicu dey nai, tobe misti kheye aktu bomi korcilam.
Boy: waak thu!


8

Driver: ei je bhara den.
Passenger 1: ami college student amar bhara half
Passenger 2: ami or teacher amar bahara free
Passenger 3: amake kichu taka din ami or bap!!


9

Dog1: kire dosto ato rege koi jas?
Dog2: R bolis na 1 halay amar girl friend k kiss korche, tare dhorum.
Dog1: se kothay?
Dog2: hala ekhon sms portece.


10

Ami jani tumi bolbe ami kemon achi ,
ki korbo? Tomay chere mosa niye beche achi, uh! Mosar kamor soite pari na ,
jekhane sekhane kamray marte pari na.

 


11

Dui premik-premika thik koreche atto hotta korbe,
Ek uchu pahar theke prothome chele ti jhap dilo,
Kintu meyeti dilo na.
Se chokh bondho kore bollo valobasha ondho.
Edike jhap deyar por cheleti parasut khule bollo,
Prokito valobasha kokhono more na.


12

Boy:- Baba, Girl friend ki??
Baba:- jokhon 2mi valo chheLe hobe tokhoN 1ta pabe!
Boy:- R jodi vaLoNa hoy?
Baba:-TahoLe onek guLo pabe.


13

Boy: Amiki tomar hat ta dhorbo ?
Girl: Na thak, oita oto vari na, ami nijei boite parbo.


14

Jan, ami sagor. Ami to sesh jan, akhon amar hate 1 bottle bish.
Ami mukti pete chai, ato jala amar aar shojjo hoyna.
Jani ata paap kintu ato jontrona aar valo lagena.
Tai ami jassi… edur marte..!!


15

Teacher: ki pora chilo goto kal.
Student: bhugol.
Teacher: boloto (gai-bandha) kothay.
Student: mathe sir! Keno apnar kichu khaise naki.
Teacher: amare tora maira fala.


16

wife:”tumi amk kotota valobasho?
Husband:”shob chay bashi.
waif:”Proman ki?
Husband:”janu;upor wala jodi amak amar Priyo jinis Korbani Dite Bole;
tahole Bisshas Koro ami tumak-e Korbani Dibo,I Love U So Much janu


17

Bonduh ami boro eka,valo nei mon.
tumi acho onek dhure,ki kori akhon?
rate amar ghum ashena,
tomay kori miss.
choke asle aktu ghum,mosha kore kiss.


18

Boy: Ami tomar Moner Vitor 1br Gure Aste Chai?
girl: Na Na ta Hobena!
boy:keno?
Girl:Taholeto Amar Moner Vitor K K Ache tumi Sob Jene Jabe.


19

Sir:kire tui eibar ssc porikhay fail korle keno tui to valo student.
Student:sir ki korbo amar abbu ammu bolse eibar porikhay fail korle amake biye diye debe ty ami fail koresi.
Sir:ki bolle tui.
Student:ami amar abbu ammu ke khub voi pai ty fail koresi.


20

Poli Tar Boyfriend Bose Golpo Korce,
Amon Somoy Polir 3Bandhubi Ase Hajir,
Bandhubra?
Korlo Tina Ata K Re?
Poli-Amr Vi.
B-Kmon Vi Re Cha cha To?
Poli Na,B-Mamato?
Poli Na.B-Khalato?
Poli Na.B-Fubato To?
Poli Na.
Bandhubira Rage Giye Bolbito Ki Vi Hoy Tor.
Poli-O Amar Valobashato Vi.


21

Ekbar exame proshno ashlo…what is CHALLENGE??
Boltu vai pura khata khali raikha shes patay liklen..
parle amare pass koriaia dekha!!it’s called CHALLENGE.


22

Private tutor o student
Tutor: aaj ke amake ekta important kaaj e jete hobe, khub short kore porata dao
Student: khub short kore?
Tutor: hmm
Student: parina, sir!


23

Boy:ki koro jan. Girl:ghumiye achi. Boy:swopno pathaw. Girl:ja dusto swopno pathabo ki kore. Boy:tahole ami pathaie. Girl:ki koro R ki pathabe. Boy:hagu kori guuuu pathabo. Girl:owak thuuuu c c c?


24

Tui shara din toto kore gure baras poris kokhon?
Chele: baba ami rate niribilite pori.
Baba: ami chupi chupi proti rate dekhe kajer bua tor pashe bose thake, kan thake bol?
Cele: baba boshe thakte dekhecho, tarpor ki hoy dekho ni.
Baba: ki bolle?
Chele: baba ami rate voy pai tai oke amr pashe boshiye raki!


25

Indian bondhu: amader deser meyera khub sahosi,
ora chele der dhore rap kore.
Australia bondhu: ki je bolo tumi polara kom jay naki,
dakho amader deshe dine koyta rap kore gune sesh kora jabe na.
Aktu por
Bangladeshi bondhu: vai rap ki jinish?


26

Natni:dada mosa kamor dai.
Porte pari na.
Dada:toi tor pant ta khola fal.
Dakhbi mosa lojja paye kamor dive na.
Chole jabe.


27

Husband: cholo aaj bahir theke kheye ashi.
Wife: keno amar ranna valo lagce na aar?
Husband: seta na,roj roj basun maaj te valo lage na.


28

Sir: jibon ke prosno korlo, jodi kew college-er shamne bom rekhe jay tumi ki korbe?
Jibon: kichu khon dekbo. Tar por kew na nile. Staff room-e joma diye ashbo.


29

Hello, etaki 666 666 666 ?
Haa,
Plz amake ekjon doctor deke din, amar angul phone er dial a atke geche.


30

Pramik – Premikar Modhe Kotha Hoche,
Pramik – Ami Mone Hoy 2make Biye Korte Parbo Na.Premika – Ato Din Por A Kotha Bolco Kn?
Ki Hoyece Boloto Suni.
Pramik – Na Tamon Kichu Na Amr Basa Theke Nised Ache.
Premika – Ta 2mr Basay K K Ache.
Pramik – Basi Na’Amr Ak Wife R 3 Sontan Ache.


31

Student: I love you, mam
Madam: beyadob, chele.
Student: er mane ki?
Madam: age bolbito, er mane “Ami 2make valobashi”.
Student: chi chi, apni amar mayer moto!


32

Hizla: baba amar biye hobe na?
Baba: hobe hobe chinta korish na, tor biyer jonno patroder ke sms post kore dicchi.
Sms pore hasle bujbi patro razi achey!


33

Ak sathe boshe husband and wife tv dekhchilo.
Husband wife k bollo ogo tumi ki amay amon kichu bolte parbe ja amy kosto dibe abar anndho o dibe?
Wife bollo jan tumar friends der modhe tumi bichanay onek time tikte paro.


34

Sir: tomar moto meye s.S.C fail korbe ami vabtei parini
Meye: sir baba bolechen fail korle biye diye dibe, tai sujog ta hat sara korlam na!


35

Girl: hello jaan tumi ki korco?
B
oy: ami shev korchi.
Girl: tumi dine koy bar shev koro?
Boy: 25 theke 30 bar.
Girl: tumi ki pagol.
Boy: nago ami napit.
Girl: what?..!


36

Priya:ami tomake 1ta kotha bolbo?
Forhad:ki kotha…
Priya:amar lojja lagche!
For:bolo tomar kotata sonar jonno opekka korci..
Priya:tomar pant’r chain khola..
Forhad:bondo kore daw.


37

Patient: Sir amar kane ekta machi dhuke geche.
Doctor: Kokhon dukeche ?
Patient: Sokal 7 tay.
Doctor: Ekhon dupur 12 ta baje, apni aro age asen ni keno ?
Patient: Ami vebechilam, sokal 6 tar dike amar kane je mosa ta dhukechilo, machi oita ke kheye ber hobe, kintu ekhon dekhchi mossa machi konotai ber hocche na.


38

Girl: ish! Ami jodi mobile hotam, shobai amake kiss korto, kane lagato, buke rakto.
Boy: 1bar cinta kore dekoto: charger ta tomar kon jagay lagato!
Girl: what?
Boy: yeas..!


39

Ogo amar prio tomo. Tomay 1botol valobasa dibo.. Tomay na pele ami riksar niche jan dibo.. Kola gase fasi dibo.. Na hoy 1gelass panite dube more jabo


40

Agami 31st april 2016 er por theke banglasmsz.Blogspot.Com ebong shokol account pages bondho kore dewa hobe
bole shidanto nicche admin vai. Aro bolece jara banglasmsz use korbe tara $50 kore dite hobe.
Sathe 1ta khusir khobor o ache aar seta holo kono bochore april mashe 31 din nai. :d


45

Ak meye train a uthese bt ticket kate nai. akon ticket checker ar moddhe kotha hocche.
tc:-ticket dekhan.
m:-ticket diye ki hobe,amr cheharatai to ticket.
tc:-tahole jorimana den.
m:-kno?
tc:-karon apni uthesen 1st class e kintu apner chehara hoilo third class Er.


46

Teacher: bolo to shokti kake bole.
Studentdent: ami pari sir.
Teacher: bolo?
Studentdent: bench theke uthe teacher ke chair theke dhakka mere matite fele diye bollo eta ke shokti bole.
Teacher: matite pore behush.


47

Girl: ami jodi tomake na pai, tahole jole dube morbo
Boy: labh nai
Girl: keno?
Boy: karon premer mora jole dube na, onno upay ber koro….!!


48

Boy: baba, aaj ke amader school-e ekta khub sundor madam aseche. Ami take dekhe tar preme porechi.
Father: chi, baba amon kotha bolte nei sob medam-ei tomar mayer moto hoy.
Boy: ha, tumi sudhu nijer tai dekhtecho..!!


49

Protita meye chay tar pichone jeno shob chelei guruk.
Jarfole akta meyer piche kom kore 10ta gadha thake,
Kintu 14th february te akta gadha e gurte pare
Baki 9ta gadha etimer moto pore thake.


50

Wife – Amr birth de Gift Koi,
Husbend – Rastay Dike Takiye Dakho Akta Lal Kalarer Gari,Dakte Pacho?
Wife – WoW 2mi Ki Valo,
Husbend – Sem Kalar Nelpalish Anci 2mr Jone Gift.


51

Doctor: Ekhon kemon achen ?
Patient: Valoi, tobe amar chele bolchilo, amar ei oporation er jonno apni onek beshi taka niyechen.
Doctor: Dekhun, apnar cheler kache apnar jibon ta sosta mone hote pare, kintu amai doctor, amar kache rugir jibon oto sosta noy.


52

Girl: hello apni ki bibahito?
Boy: na. . . !
Girl: haramjada ami tor bou bashay ashle dekhabo moja.
—-kisukhon pore—-
Girl: hello apniki bibahito.
Boy: haa. . . !
Girl: soytan tui amar sathe beimani korle!!!


53

Ak chele tar boro vai er shoshur bari helo Doi niye berate.
Cheleke tar vai er shashuri sob kichu khete dilo kintu doi ditesena.
Chele akta buddhy ber kore bollo asar somoy rastay boro akta shap dekhlam.
Koto boro shap dekhcho bajan.
Chele sujog peye bollo ekhan theke Doi er patil porjonto.
Vai er shashu


54

Fokir1:amar jodi 5 koti taka thakto!
Tahole akta shopping mol toiry kortam..
Fokir2:tarpor ki korti?
F1:sei shopping moler samne daraia (Vikka kortam)


55

Boy: tumar phone bondo thake keno?
Girl: koi nato, tumar miscall asheto.
Boy: jokhonei ami phon dei tokhonei bole “Ai mohurte songjog deya somvob hocche na”
Girl: oh, oita amar welcome tune!


56

Husband-wife romance korcilo,
Hotath dorjay ke jeno knock korlo. Wife palau palau mone hoy amr husband esheche.
Husband o palate shuru korlo.
Husband: dorjar bahir theke phire ashlo,
Husband: acha tomar husband to ami tahole voy dekhale keno.
Wife: tomar ki ghotona tumi husband er kotha shune palate suru korle keno?


57

Boy: ami tumake valobasi
Girl: valobasa mane ki?
Boy: mone koro, ami balu aar tumi cement mile ja hoy
Girl: bujte parchi tumi rajmistri!!


58

Here is some bangla funny sms about Doctor and patient, just send these sms to your known some one and give some funny moments. Lets enjoy the funny time.


59

4ta pipra 1 bone hat chilo. Shamne 1 hati astese.
Seta dekhe
1 pipra bollo amader uchit oke mere fela.
2 pipra ra na chol amra hatir paa venge dai.
3 pipra na tar chye valo amra amader poth theke soriye dai.
4 pipra ara na bad de amra 4jon aar o holo eka
Sudhu sudhu 1 osohay ke disturb korar ki dorkar?


60

Teacher: “Hasha” er english ki?
Student: laf (lough)
Teacher: good, hasha-hashi english?
Student: lafa-lafi.
Teacher: what?


61

Patient: Sir, amar somossa holo ami sob kichui duti kore dekhi.
Doctor: Hum, rog ta besh jotil, dekhchi ki kora jay, accha ekhon samner oi khali chair ta te bosun.
Patient: Khali chair to duita kontate boshbo ?


62

Patient: doctor shab amake kukur kamrayice.
Doctor: apni janen na amr rogi dekhar shomoy 4 pm to 8 pm.
Patient: ami toh jani kintu oi hototchara kukur toh jane na.


63

Sami stir modde kotha hocche:-
Stri: Accha, ami jodi more jai, tahole tumi ki korbe ?
Sami: pagol hoye jabo.
Stri: Tumi ki pore abar biye korbe ?
Sami: Pagol to sob kichui korte pare, tai na?


64

Boy: ami tumake khub valobashi.
Girl: dhur
Boy: tumar jonno morte pari.
Girl: dhur
Boy: ek mohurto tumake chara bachte parbo na.
Girl: dhur
Boy: tumake hirer angti dibo
Girl: sotti!
Boy: dhur!!


65

Here is some other funny bangla sms about Teacher and student,
these sms you can shere with anyone,
but spacially with your classmat.
Just share and enjoy it.


66

Sir: mone koro, tumar samne ekti takar boshta aar ekti gayaan-er bosta rakha holo,
tumi konti nibe?
Student: sir, takar bosta nibo.
Sir: gadha, ami hole gayaan-er bosta nitam.
Student: jar jeta ovab se to setai nibe!


67

Chele: hi! Apu, numberta diben?
Meye: ager ta na porer ta?
Chele: jekono ekta.
Meye: airtel naki aktel?
Chele: airtel.
Meye: amar ta naki amar samir ta
Chele: na, aunty tumar meyer ta!


68

Class a besh kichu jater murgir chobi dekhiye teacher poltuke bollo:
tomar kono dhoroner murgi pochondo poltu ?
Poltu: Jholshano murgi sir.


69

Madam class a ekta cheleke bollen, ei tumi class a ghumaccho keno ?
Student bollo: Madam konthossor etoi modhur, shunlei amar ghum ese jay.
Madam: Tahole onnora ghumacche na keno ?
Student: Karon tara keu a
pnar kotha shunche na.


70

Kothin jograr por stri rag kore boshe ache,
Sami: Mush takei thappor marte pare, jake kina se prochondo valobashe,.
Ekotha shunei stri tar samir gale koshe 2 thappor mere bollo:-
Tumi ki vabcho je ami tomake valobashi na ? dekhle ebar ami tomake digun valobashi.


71

Teacher: boloto mayer choker pani aar gf er choker panir majhe parthokko ki.?
Student: mayer choker pani heart er upor provab fele,
ar gf er choker pani poketer upor provab fele!!


72

Teacher: boloto mayer choker pani aar gf er choker panir majhe parthokko ki.?. Student: mayer choker pani heart er upor provab fele, aarr gf er choker pani poketer upor provab fele!!


73

Sami strir jograr por, sami basa theke chole gechen. tader moddhe mobile a kotha hocche:-
Sami: Aj rater khabar ki ?
Stri: bish ache bish.
Sami: Thik ache, tumi kheye shuye poro, ami firte aro deri hobe.


74

Teacher: Roton, panite bas kore emon 5 ti pranir nam bolo.
Roton: beng.
Teacher: ar baki 4 ta ?
Roton: Beng er ma, baba, vai, bon ar premika.


75

Stri: Tomar ki mone ache, kal amader 13 tomo bibaho barshiki ?
Sami: Hum, to ki hoyeche ?
Stri: Ei dinti ki kore palon korbe boloto ?
Sami: Tumi ki kore palon korbe ta jani na, tobe sokale ghum theke uthe 2 minit nirobota palon korbo.


76

Class-e madam poracche….
Ekdin prithibi dhongso hoye jabe,
Prithibi ta tulor moto urte thakbe akash ek hoye jabe.
Tokhon ek student bollo…
Medam sedin ki,
Amader school bondho thakbe?


77

Sami strir jograr por,
Sami basa theke chole gechen.
Ttader moddhe mobile a kotha hocche:-
Sami: Aj rater khabar ki ?
Stri: bish ache bish.
Sami: Thik ache, tumi kheye shuye poro, ami firte aro deri hobe.


78

Sir: boloto biddut chomkale alo age dekha jay keno?
Student: atato sohoj ekta prosno
Sir: ta hole bolo
Student: sir, alo age dekhar karon holo chok amader kaner 4 angul samne tai…!!


79

Ek baccha ese dokandarke bolche…
Baccha: dokane ki forsa korar cream ache.
Dokandar: hmm, ache,
Baccha: tahole bebohar korosna ken, shala? Potidin tore deikha voy paiya jai!!


80

Teacher: mosha machi bere jacce. Tader bongso briddhi rodh korte hobe.
Student: ha ha ha ha.
Teacher: hasir ki holo?
Student: sir, ato choto belun banaben kibhabe?


81

Teacher student ke jigges korle, boloto murgira keno jirafer moto lomba hoy na ?
Student bollo, karon, tahole dim matite pore fotas kore fete jeto.


82

One girl calling customer care
Girl: vai ami 1 times 40 jonke sms korbo ki kore,
Customer care manager: ki sms send korben?
Girl: hi! Jan, amar phone 100 taka recharge kore deo, phone balance nai..!!


83

Girlfriend: cholo amra luko churi khela kheli.
Tumi jodi amak khuje pao tahole tumi amak sopping e niye jaba.
Boyfriend: aar jodi khuje na pai.
Girlfriend: amon kotha bolo na jan tumi?
Ami to ei bedroom er dorjar pichone lukabo.


84

Sir: boltu bolto 7 r 3 koto hoy?
Boltu: sir 7 r 3 hoy 11.
Sir: beyadob 7 r 3 hoy 10.
Sir apnader mukher kotha thik na. Apni ekdin bolen 5 r 5 hoy 10 & arek din bolen 6 r 4 hoy 10 aar aaj bolen 7 r 3 hoy 10!!!


85

Boy: uncle apni ki police?
Police: hmm, keno?
Boy: amar baba boleche bipode porle police er help nite
Police: ki somossha bolo
Boy: amar jutar fita khule geche
Police: ki?


86

Friend 1: tor na aaj ke biye?
Friend 2: aar bolis na biye bhenge gece.
Friend 1: kivabe bhanglo?
Friend 2: mosha marar karone.
Friend 1: mosa kothay chilo?
Friend 2: hobu shosurer gale!!


87

Wife: boloto swami aar gadhar moddhe parthokko ki?
Husband: shwami gadha hote pare, kintu gadha amon gadha noy je shwami hobe..!


88

Teacher: Emon, tumi home work koroni keno ?
Emon: Sir amito hostel a thaki, afni home work korte bolechen, hostel work to korte bolen ni.


89

Police: public tore ato mair dilo keno?
Doshi: ki aar komu, amar photo ekjon mohilar payer niche porechilo. Ami tare bollam apa sarita ektu tulen, ami photo tulum!!


90

Doctor: Apnar cheker dat tule diyechi, ebar joldi 500 taka din.
Patient er baba: Kintu apnar fee to 100 taka.
Doctor: apnar cheler chitkare je amar aro 4 ta rugi je vege gelo, sei taka ke debe shuni?


91

Sir:tomar babar boyos koto?
Stu:same amar moto..
Sir:ki ? Eta ki kore shombhob…
Stu:are. Ami jonmanor porei to oni baba holen..


92

Goto bochor poshak chilo pakhi
Na peye more chilo onek akhi
Eibar holo kiron mala
Na jani kon meyera
Kon purusher golay porabe moron mala.


93

Madam: boloto tipu sultan ke chilen?
Boltu: janina to madam
Madam: ta janbe kibhabe? Porashunay monojog deo.
Boltu: bolento madam mili k?
Madam: janina to, keno?
Boltu: ta janben kivabe? Apner samir upor monojog diyen!!


94

Maa o cheler moddhe kotha hocche
Ma: bolo to tumar boro apur nam ki?
Chele: night!
Ma: mane? (rege giye)
Chele: hmm, ratri tumake english-e bolechilam, desh akhon digital hoyeche na…!!


95

Sir: boloto “Doctor asar purbe patientti mara gelo” atar english ki?.
Student: atar english pari na, sir tobe arabi ta pari.
Sir: oh, acca boloto?. Student: “inna lillahi wa inna ilaihi raji’un”


96

Meye: vai ai jamatar dam koto?
Dokandar: 5 ta kiss. (chalaki kore)
Meye: oi jamatar dam koto?
Dokandar: 10 ta kiss.
Meye: dui dress-e packet kore den. Bill amader kajer bua diye jabe!!


97

Teacher: Bolto poltu, ghorar matha utton dike thakle lej kon dike ?
Poltu: Dokkhin dike sir.
Teacher: Hoi ni, nicher dike.


98

Student: sir, ekta kotha bolbo?
Sir: bolo
Student: amar lojja korteche
Sir: lojjar ki ache bolo.
Student: aste bolbo na jore bolbo,
Sir: jore bol shobai shunuk
Student: apner penter zip khola shob dekha jasse,
Sir: haramjada!!


99

1st frnd: ojon komanor jonno protidin sokale uthe ghoray chore berate ber hoi.
2nd frnd: Lav holo kichu ?
1st frnd: ghorar ojon 10 kg kome geche.


100

Ek picchi meye dokandar k bolce!!
Picchi: accha uncle ami boro hole apnar cheler sathe amake biya diben?
Dokandar: heshe bollo ha mamoni dibo.
Picchi: tahole apner hobu putro bodhuke dui ta free chocolate den!!


101

1st frnd: Ki korchis aj kal ?
2nd frnd: Sot pothe bebsa korar cesta korchi.
1st frnd: Tahole to tor ek chetia bebsa, tui chara to oi laine ar keu nei.


102

Boy: I love you
Girl: vodro vabe kotha bolo!
Boy: bismillahir rahmanir rahim *with due respect I beg to say that…. ” I love you”
Girl: ki?


103

1st frnd: Bolto kukur ra biye kore na keno ?
2nd frnd: Ekta malik to achei ar
ekta malik diye ki korbe.


104

Lema tumi bolecho ami kotipoti hole tumi amake biye korbe.
Aaj ami koti poti.Ami dukkhi to je ami tomake biye korte parbona.
Karon ami biye koreche shima ke, karon or baba koti poti.


105

1st frnd: Tor jonmo din kon tarikhe ?
2nd frnd: 20 june.
1st frnd: kon bochor ?
2nd frnd: Proti bochor.


106

1st frnd: Porer jonome tui ki hote chas ?
2nd fnrd: Toshok, tahole sara jibon shuyei katano jabe.


107

Doctor: apnr ki hoyeche?
Patient: osukh hoyca.
Doctor: ki dieses hoyece apnar?
Patient: yes water.
D: what?
Patient: bujlen na, yes mane ha aar water mane pani. Jake bole “Hapani”


108

1st fnd: bujli, porikkha elei ami bujte pari, din ar rater moddhe koto parthokko !
2nd fnd: kivabe ?
1st fnd: sokale ghum theke uthe vabi, je korei hok, 80% number petei hobe,
ar rate ghumate jaoar age vabi, O khoda kono mote pash korlei hoi.


109

1st fnd: Amake dosh ta taka dhar dibi ?
2nd fnd: Dite pari, kobe ferot dibi ?
1st fnd: 2 din pore.
2nd fnd: Jodi na dish, tahole tor sathe ar kono don kotha bolno na.
1st fnd: Tahole 50 taka dhar de.


110

Boy: ki koro jaan?
Girl: ami ranna kortesi.
Boy: keno eto kaz koro jaan.
Girl: mane?
Boy: ami jakhon phone kori takhon e bolo ami ranna kori.
Girl: ami kazer buwa ranna kora amar kaj.
Boy: what !!!


112

Friend 1: Tor choto vai ta ekhon ki korche ?
Friend 2: Kichu din age ekta kaporer dokan khulechilo, ekhon jel a ache.
Friend 1: Keno ?
Friend 2: Karon O dokan ta khulechilo haturi diye, dorja venge.


113

1st frnd: Ekta bekub ke kivabe tension a rakha jay janish ?
2nd frnd: Na janina, bolna kivabe ?
1st frnd: kal bolbo.


114

Porikkha diye ber hoyeche dui bondhu.
1st: Kire kemon porikkha dili ?
2nd: kicchu pari ni, ekdom sada khata joma diye esechi.
1st: Hay hay ! korichis ki ? amio to ekdom sada khata joma diye esechi, sir to mone korbe ami tor khata dekhe nokol korechi.


115

1st frnd: Toke je tiya pakhita diye chilam, seta kemon laglo ?
2nd frnd: darun sushadu chilo.
1st frnd: Bolish ki ! pakhita ami 500 taka diye kinechilam, ar oita 7 ta vasay kotha bolte parto.
2nd frnd: Koi jobai korar somoy to kichui bollo na.


116

Doctor: ki problem apnar?
Patient: amar peter vetor agun dhorese.
Doctor: what!!! Mane?
Patient: sokale ghum theke uthe dekhi amar mukher vitor theke dhuwa ber hoy. Doctor: no problem shiter din-to dhuwa ber hobei.


117

Boss: dekhoto amr number-e ke call dise?
Manager: call girl.
Boss: what amar phone call girl phone dise!
Manager: na boss mane meye phone dise.


118

Girl: boloto kara besi raag kore?
Boy: meyera.
Girl: kivabe, prove koro?
Boy: chelera meye der gale kiss korle rag kore ar meyera chele der gale kiss korle rag kore na.


119

Premik: Ami mone hoy tomake biye korte parbo na.
Premika: keno ?
Premik: Amar basay bepar ta mene nebe na.
Premika: K K ache tomar basay ?
Premik: Amar stri ar dui sontan.


120

Girl: ei chele bilding er shamne ki korcho?
Boy: kobi bolechen “jekhane dekhibe bilding sekhane maribe filding paileo paite paro 2/1 ta darling!”


121

Wife: ei shuno ami london jachi tomar jonne ki anbo?
Husband: amr jonne akta british meye niye esho
Wife: asar por.
Husband: koi amr gift koi?
Wife: opekkha koro 10 mas 10 din por pabe.


122

Girl:-kal amr brithday!
boy:-wow!ki chow ai b’day te?
girl:-Ring.
boy:-ok,ringdebo kintu receive korbe na.balance nai!!


123

Biye Kora R Mobile Kenar Por Ki Afshos Hoy Janen??
Is R Kichu Din Opakha Korle Ar Chye Valo Model Pawa Jato.


124

Wife: ei shuno ami london jachi tomar jonne ki anbo?
Husband: amr jonne akta british meye niye esho
Wife: asar por.
Husband: koi amr gift koi?
Wife: opekkha koro 10 mas 10 din por pabe.


125

Premik: Priotoma, ami je kota taka maine pai, biyer por tate ki tomar cholbe ?
Premika: Amar to chole jabe , kintu tumi cholbe kivabe ?


126

Madam: dharona aar bhul dharona er majhe he different ki?
Boltu: apni ekhan sirom maal, eta amar dharona aar amra akhono polapan achi eta apner bhul dharona!!


127

2 frnder maje kotha hosce
1st frnd:-Boloto,biyer somoy meyera Laal saree pore kano?
2nd frnd:-Shongshare dhukar age 1number bipod skonket janiye debar jonno!!!


128

Girl: amar phonta ekhon ammur kache thake shob shomoy.
Boy: akhon jodi ami phone dile dhora pore jai
Girl: kono chinta nei, ami tomar number ta “Low battery” nam diye save kore rekhechi, tumi phon dile phone-ta amak diye dey.


129

Doctor: apni to onek vagoban, vago valo je apnar dan hat kate ne.
Patient: ha ha budhi thakle shob ei hoy.
Doctor: ki vhabe.
Patient: kaj korar shomoy amar dan hat machine kate jate dhorcilo, tokhon ami amar dan hat ber kore bam hat dukiye disi!


130

Priya-Girl:Ai umbrella ta tik kora dan..
Mekar.Forhad:Uporer kapor kula niche diya danda dukate hobe..
Girl:jay koren vitore jano pani na pore.


131

Premika: Tumiki biyer por a amake eto beshi valo bashbe ?
Premik: Keno noy ? amar bibahito meyeder khuboi valo lage.


132

Sir: kire mon kharap keno?
Student: koi naato
Sir: are lojja paoyar ki ache bondhu, vebe bole felo.
Student: aar bolish na dosto, tor meyeta amake aar ager moto valobashe na..!!


133

Bondhu tumi sopner majhe asi o amar bari
Chor chor bole jeno tumay marte pari,
Tumay niye jabo ami shaat shagor pari,
Shaat sagorer majhe jeno dube morte pari!


134

Dui matal ondhokare hatce,
1 matal – ami troch light upore dhorchi, tui upore uth!
2matal – aah! Ami upore uthbo r tui light bondho korbi, ami pore jabo na?


135

Rat 12 tay girlfriend tar boy friend ke phone kore bollo
Girlfriend: amr barite ekhon keu nai.
Boyfriend: khuse te lafaite lafaite grilfriend ar barite giye dekhlo, asolei barite kew nei dorjay tala mara.


136

1st frnd: Kire dosto mon kharaf keno ?
2nd frnd: ar bolish na ekta boi kenar jonno babar kache taka cheye chilam.
1st frnd: Taka dei nai ?
2nd frnd: Na, boita uni nijei kine eneche.


137

1 Kobutor Nichu Hoye Urcilo,Hotat 1 Garir Sathe Dhakha Khalo,
1Lok Kobutor Ti Ke Niye Giye Raklo Khachar Vitor,
Jokhon Kobutorer Gan Firlo Tokhon Hay Allaha Ami Jaler Vitor,
GariOla Ki Mara Gache Naki.


138

Dui bandhobir moddhe alap:
1st: Cheletar eto boro sahos amake chumu dey !
2nd: Take bole delei to paris.
1st: proti bai e to boli.


139

Teacher: aaj pora ki?
Girl: grammer sir.
Teacher: shikheso?
Girl: hmm.
Teacher: tomar book er upor oi duita ki?
Girl: jaaa dushto.
Teacher: don’t mind oi duita vowel.
Girl: I ‘m sorry.


140

1st frnd: Toke je tiya pakhita diye chilam, seta kemon laglo ?
2nd frnd: darun sushadu chilo.
1st frnd: Bolish ki ! pakhita ami 500 taka diye kinechilam, ar oita 7 ta vasay kotha bolte parto.
2nd frnd: Koi jobai korar somoy to kichui bollo na.


141

Teacher: bolto rima, prethibi kisher moto?
Student: amar nanu-r moto sir.
Teacher: tomar nanu ki go?
Student: na sir,amar nanur nam komola.


142

1st frnd: Prothibir sob kichur dam barleo kerosin teler dam varche na keno?
2nd frnd: Sara prothibir obosthaito kerosin, dam barar ar ki dorkar?


143

Hus: joldi ghorer sob dami jinis potro lukiye felo, amar kichu bondhu baro asche.
Wife: keno, tomar bondhura ki se sob churi korbe naki ?
Hus: Na, nijeder jinis chine felbe.


144

Sir: students der ke bollo akta gan gau to.
Students: ok sir.
Female students: ata gache tota pakhi narikel gache dab.
Male students: tore ami biye korbo ki korbe tor bap.
Sir: it’s 100% love, love, love!!!


145

Ek ta meye sadhu babar kache giye
Girl: amake vobisshot dekha sikhiye din.
Sadhu: tumi chok bondo kore gal amar kache niye aso.
Girl: na.
Sadhu baba: keno?
Girl: ami tomar kache gele tumi amake kiss korbe.
Sadhu baba: eito tumi vobisot dekha sikhe gecho!


146

Ekdin ghum theke uthe roton tar stike bollo, “Ajker sokal ta sundor”
Por din o ghum theke uthe bollo “Ajker sokal ta sundor”
er porer din o eki ghotona. evabe 1 soptaho gelo.
Tar stri birokto hoye bollo: protidin ei ekoi kotha bolar mane ki ?
Roton bollo: sedin jhograr somoy tumi bole chile, “kono ek sundor sokale tumi amake chere chole jabe.


147

Boy – I love u.
Girl – your request is processed successfully, please wait for my husband divorce.
Boy – sorry sending failed.
Girl – please try again later.


148

Girl: ei bar thamo aar koto korbe free peye.
Boy: paisi aaj ke sara raat korbo.
Girl: ami ekhon ghumabo.
Boy: aro 20 bar korbo.
Girl: free sms peleto korbei.


149

Eid opulokkhe Meyeder jonne darun offer.
Registation korte apnar Matro 221tk vat shoho charge.
R deri na kore Romna parke Ese amar Du gale Du ta kiss kore apnar valobasa successfull kore nin.R kiss korar 21 din pore apnar Phone confermition SMS chole jabe.


150

Sir – h.S.C er purnorup ki jano?
Student – headmaster sandal chor
Sir – haramzada soytan chele
Student – apnar purno rup ta o motamuti thik ache!


151

Meye-Sar Ato Din Hoye Galo Apni Amak Porachen Apni Ki Amr Chokher Dike Takiye Ak Baro Ki Bujte Paren Na Amr A 2 ChokhE Ki Lekha Ache.Sar-5 Bochor Hoye Galo Akhono Thik Moto Tor Hater Lekha Ei Bujte Parlam Na-R Tor Chokh?


152

Boltu: hi
Girl: hlw
Boltu: tumi star jolsha dekho?
Girl: na.
Boltu: zee bangla dekho?
Girl: na.
Boltu: star plus dekho
Girl: atao na.
Boltu: tahole to ata fack id, beta bodmas block kha!!


153

Wife: ei suncho? Rate ami shopne dekesi tumi amake ekta diamond er neckless gift koreco.
Husband: ami o shopne dekhesi taka gulo amar sosur babaji diyese.
Wife: what?
Husband :yes!


154

Medical teacher and student
Teacher: manush oggan hoye gele prothome thote mukh lagiye fusfuse batash oxygen dokanor chesta korbe aar buke chap dibe.
Boltu: sir meyeder oggan korbo kivabe seta taratari bolun.


155

Medical teacher,
manus oggan hoye gele prothome thote mukh lagiye fusfuse batas oksijen dokanor chesta korbe r buke chap dibe.
boltu:sir meyeder oggan korbo kivabe seta taratari bolun.


156

Sir:boloto meyera mobile use kore keno?
Std:miss call deyar jonno..
Sir:Ri8.. But tomi kemon jano..
Stu:regular apnar meye amake miss day to tai.


157

Sir – Boloto A Prithibite Sob Chye Chalak Prani Konti?
Studant – Goru Sar,
Sar – Ki vhabe?
Studant – Sar Kothay Ache Na Oti Chalaker Golay Dori,
Tai Gorur Golay Dori Thake Sar Thahole Chalak K Holo Sar.

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